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Galti ho gayi



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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Submitted by: krishana singh


Why running naked

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Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
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Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
Submitted by: Raja

Get away from her

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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
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It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “This is great!”
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Don’t blame the maid


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One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she is blaming her that she has stolen the undergarments.
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Then the maid servant started to cry and went to the husband of the house wife and told him : “Sir, you know very well that I never wear undergarments!! Don’t you?”
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood

Baal nahi hai


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3 auratein party mein jane ke liye sareeyan select karti hai
Pehli aurat: Mere pati ke kale baal hai isliye main toh kali saree pahan kar jaungi.
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Dusri aurat: Mere pati ke safeid (white) baal hai toh main white saree pahan kar jaungi.
Tisri aurat boli: Mere pati ke baal hi nahi hai toh kya main aise hi jaungi.
Submitted by: SHABNAM KHAN
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